Mar 12, 2009

INTERVIEW


Interviewer : Give me the opposite words.
Candidate : Ok.

Interviewer : Made in India.
Candidate : Pallam in Pakistan.

Interviewer : Good. Keep it up.
Candidate : Bad. Put it down.

Interviewer : Maximum.
Candidate : Mini Dad.

Interviewer : Enough. Take your seat.
Candidate : Insufficient. Give my seat.

Interviewer : Idiot. Take your seat.
Candidate : Clever. Give my seat.

Interviewer : I say, you get out.
Candidate : You didnt say, I come in.

Interviewer : I reject you.
Candidate : You appoint me.

Interviewer : Kadavule!

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